I am the glorious Herbert P. Bear Esquire here on this pitiful website to bring to you entertainment and favorite art with cute pictures of crabs. KLUTZY!? What do you think you're doing messing me up? Ignore that last bit.
Alright I thought after watching it for a bit I thought I'd step into the CP roleplay. I did not know Herbert was taken. I might just disable this account & play Cadence instead but at the moment I'm not sure. I roleplayed as G on Formspring for years so I thought it would be cool to try something different & be Herbert. That didn't work out too well. If there's already a Cadence please warn me now. At the moment I am unsure on what I'm going to do. I don't think I could play a good Cadence but I'm not too sure who else I could play. With the hacker around I know it's dangerous to start an account but I really would like to join in.
I Herbert P. Esquire have now obtained an account on this petty website in order to get to know you penguins better in hopes to one day rule your disgusting island. I plan on cutting down all the trees in the forest and building an enormous bonfire by the Cove where I shall relax and you will all serve me drinks and maybe rub my paws a little. Klutzy does a terrible job at that. Claws weren't meant to give massages.